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You are adding to Bants. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Say it out loud, 3 to 60 seconds. Reading it is not the same as hearing it.

Explain in a street-style audio what it means and give an example of how it is used. That is all we need.

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Where is it said? Where the expression is used, which need not be only your own patch.

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Real-life examples
  • Man said my roast was giving microwave sadness. I told him his trim looks like a kebab shop logo. Proper good bants, innit, now pass the gravy.
  • The lads at the office are pure bants, lunch break feels like a stand-up gig some days.
  • Last night was solid bants, even the new girl was creasing by the end of it.
  • Group chat was pure bants last night, had me laughing at my phone like a complete donut.
  • Don't get moody, I'm only saying your trainers look borrowed from a Year 8. It's just bants.
The way it is really said, not the way a dictionary would say it.

What happens next

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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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