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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Bellend. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • He dumped his pint on the bar, clicked his fingers at the staff, then moaned about the price. Absolute bellend, whole pub was fuming.
  • Some bellend in the queue at the chippy in Sheffield was making the staff redo his order three times for petty reasons, the lass behind the counter never broke her smile and the rest of us applauded silently.
  • My neighbour in Leeds parks across two spaces every Friday night and acts like he owns the street, absolute bellend, the residents committee has tried to talk to him four times this winter without success.
  • That bellend from accounts nicked my lunch, then sent a team email asking whose pasta it was like he was Sherlock.
  • Some bellend on the bus had his phone on full blast and kept laughing at his own videos till the whole top deck wanted him launched into the sun.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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