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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Bollocks. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • Train’s cancelled again and my mate’s queued for the wrong platform. I’ve made a right bollocks of the whole morning, but his new jacket is the dog’s bollocks.
  • The car broke down halfway up the M6 and the AI chatbot at the breakdown service told me to try restarting the engine. Bollocks, mate, my battery is wetter than a Manchester pavement in March.
  • The new conservatory is the dog’s bollocks, three skylights, a wood-burner and a view of the canal, the in-laws insisted on coming round on Sunday already to see the curtains and pretend not to be impressed.
  • You said the landlord will fix the boiler today? Bollocks. He’s been saying that since November.
  • I tried to book the tickets on my phone and made a complete bollocks of it, so now we’re in Row Z behind a pillar.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
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    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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