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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Bonce. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • Mind your bonce on that shelf, the last person who forgot ended up with a proper egg on their head.
  • Mind your bonce on that low shelf in the cellar of the King's Arms in Bermondsey, the last regular who forgot ended up with a proper egg on his head for the rest of the Tuesday night quiz, the landlord still tells the story to every new customer who takes the corner seat by the dartboard.
  • My uncle in Leeds scratched his bonce for a solid five minutes at the Sunday crossword in the kitchen of the terraced house on the corner of the cobbled street, finally cracked four down with a triumphant shout that woke the spaniel under the table, and went off to make a fresh pot of tea to celebrate the breakthrough.
  • I smacked my bonce getting on the top deck and the whole bus winced for me.
  • Use your bonce, mate, the keys are exactly where you dumped them five minutes ago.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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