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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Bullshit. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Say it out loud, 3 to 60 seconds. Reading it is not the same as hearing it.

Explain in a street-style audio what it means and give an example of how it is used. That is all we need.

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Where is it said? Where the expression is used, which need not be only your own patch.

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Real-life examples
  • Dude, that guy says he met Beyoncé at a gas station and taught her jiu jitsu. That’s bullshit, quit bullshitting the whole bar.
  • The whole story about the deer in the back seat was complete bullshit, my brother told it for three Christmases in a row, and we only realised when the original photo turned up showing a stuffed animal from the toy store on Main Street.
  • The contractor said the bathroom would be done in three days, total bullshit, we are at day twelve, the tiles are still in their box on the landing, and the plumber has not answered his phone since last Thursday at half past four.
  • Nah, that's bullshit. He said he'd quit for good, then showed up outside the pub with a vape and a kebab at 1 a.m.
  • The email says our refund is processing, but they've been saying that for two weeks. Absolute bullshit.
The way it is really said, not the way a dictionary would say it.

What happens next

  1. 1
    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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