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Real-life examples
  • Who ordered five hundred napkins instead of fifty? Yeah, that was my cock-up. Now the office looks like a wedding venue in Wetherspoons.
  • I made a right cock-up of the booking and reserved the table for the wrong Saturday.
  • The whole rollout was a cock-up, half the emails went out blank and the rest twice.
  • I’ve made a complete cock-up of the spreadsheet and somehow deleted the bit the boss actually needed.
  • Don’t give me that look, I know it was a cock-up, but nobody died and the pub’s still open.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
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    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
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    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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