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You are adding to Gormless. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • Fire alarm’s going off and Gaz just stands there gormless, clutching his butty. I’m like, Ey up lad, shift it. He goes, Thought it were nowt.
  • He just stood there with a gormless grin while everyone waited for an answer.
  • Do not be so gormless, read the instructions before you start pressing buttons.
  • You had the postcode, the street name, and the giant blue door, and you still looked gormless outside the chippy for ten minutes.
  • I asked him to plug the telly in and he just gave me this gormless stare like I'd handed him a bomb.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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