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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

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Real-life examples
  • Got all the way to the gig, queued up, then Dan pats his pockets and realises he brought his TV remote instead of his wallet. Absolute muppet.
  • Got all the way to the gig at the Roundhouse in Camden on Saturday night of the long weekend, queued up around the block in the pouring rain for forty-five minutes of the November chill, then Dan from the office in Holborn pats his coat pockets at the door of the venue and realises he brought his Sky TV remote instead of his wallet of the laptop bag, absolute muppet of the friendship group.
  • The new admin at the office of the legal firm on Chancery Lane sent the confidential client memo of the partner of the Wednesday meeting to the entire mailing list of the firm including the suppliers of the photocopier service of Croydon, came in on Thursday morning with a face the colour of a dishcloth, the senior partner just shook his head over the third coffee of the kitchen and called her a muppet under his breath without any real malice.
  • You left your keys in the front door all night, you muppet.
  • I sent the text to my mum instead of the group chat. Proper muppet behaviour.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
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    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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