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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Numpty. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • Aye, I tried to tap my bus pass on the chippy card machine twice. The wee lad just sighed, Whit a numpty, and handed me my chips.
  • Some numpty parked across two bays and left a note saying sorry, in a hurry. Aye, cheers pal, very helpful that.
  • You absolute numpty, you've been pushing the pull door for a full minute.
  • I left my keys in the fridge again. Honestly, I'm such a numpty sometimes.
  • You left your phone in the freezer and spent twenty minutes ringing it from your watch. You absolute numpty.
The way it is really said, not the way a dictionary would say it.

What happens next

  1. 1
    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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