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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

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Real-life examples
  • Ey up, I’ve just emailed me payslip to everyone. Tha daft pillock. Reet then, ring IT and pretend it were a test.
  • Right pillock at the bank queue this morning, stood arguing with the cashier for fifteen minutes over a fiver in change while the line stretched to the door, fair eye-roll from everyone.
  • I felt like a proper pillock locking my keys inside the car at the petrol station, called the breakdown number and waited an hour with the toddler eating crisps off the dashboard.
  • You absolute pillock, you've been pushing the pull door for a full minute and giving it dirty looks.
  • Forgot my laptop on the train and had to leg it back to the platform feeling like a total pillock.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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