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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to plank. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Real-life examples
  • He tried to microwave a tin of beans, then blamed the socket. Absolute plank, mate. Stick the kettle on before he burns the whole flat down.
  • You locked the keys inside the running car again, you absolute plank, how do you keep managing it?
  • You put the oven gloves in the wash and left the roast bare-handed, you absolute plank.
  • Don't follow Dave's shortcuts, he's a complete plank and got us lost twice already.
  • I missed the last step on the app and deleted the whole thing. Proper plank, me.
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    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
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    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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