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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Plonker. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Where is it said? Where the expression is used, which need not be only your own patch.

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Real-life examples
  • Tried to look cool on the train, tripped over my own tote bag and ate it. My mate goes, Oi you absolute plonker, you’re buying the first round.
  • You absolute plonker, you've locked the keys in the car with the engine still running.
  • He's a lovable plonker, turned up to the costume party a week early in a full dinosaur suit.
  • You absolute plonker, that wasn't the front door key, that was your Tesco Clubcard.
  • Dan put the milk in the cupboard and the cereal in the fridge. Honest to God, what a plonker.
The way it is really said, not the way a dictionary would say it.

What happens next

  1. 1
    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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