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What they say where you're from and isn't in the Slangtionary yet

You are adding to Tosser. What is already there stays, we only add yours.

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Explain in a street-style audio what it means and give an example of how it is used. That is all we need.

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Where is it said? Where the expression is used, which need not be only your own patch.

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Real-life examples
  • Bloke in a white van cut me up, then gave me the V at the lights. Absolute tosser. Swear he thinks Nando’s is fine dining.
  • Some tosser nicked my parking space the second I indicated for it, then had the cheek to shrug at me.
  • Look at this tosser trying to skip the queue like the rest of us haven't got places to be.
  • Some tosser parked across two spaces outside the chippy and strolled off like he'd done us a favour.
  • That tosser barged straight to the front of the bar, waved a tenner about, and acted like we'd all be honoured to let him in.
The way it is really said, not the way a dictionary would say it.

What happens next

  1. 1
    We check it We make sure people really say it and that it isn't already here under another spelling.
  2. 2
    It goes live with your name It enters the dictionary and your Magikito profile, setines included.
  3. 3
    And we polish it We add its tone, where it comes from when that's known, and its sibling expressions.

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