Lottery Hitmen

Told by Kilian

Hitting the jackpot should solve everything… until the family reunion gets very, very suspicious.

Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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The joke

Winning the lottery is great, until you realize all your long-lost relatives are actually international hitmen.

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