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Why This Duck Needs Pants

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Why This Duck Needs Pants

The duck has to buy pants to cover his butt crack.

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Courtney Sintoni 67,312 I love finding shapes in the clouds, and finding faces in the bark on the trees. I imagine the cars on the road to be schools of fish when I'm caught in a traffic jam, to make it less boring. The cops approach like the sharks of the streets, and all the cars scatter. I think laughter and love are the best medicine the world has to offer, and part of me will never grow up if it means I have to stop laughing without a filter. My favorite quote is "The greatest thing you'll ever learn, is just to love... And be loved in return "

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