Perfect Life Diet

Told by Kilian

A wellness plan with one tiny condition: life has to be flawless. What could possibly go wrong?

Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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The joke

I started a new stress-based diet where I only eat when everything in my life is going perfectly.

I have lost 20 pounds in 3 days.

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