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A brutally dry one-liner with just enough setup to make the payoff land hard.

Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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The joke

I’m not saying I hate you, but if you were on fire and I had a glass of water, I would probably just drink it.

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