Seafood Logic

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A quick food joke with a classic setup—and a punchline that’s hiding in plain sight.

T @yossri I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, …
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The joke

“Do you know I’m on a seafood diet?”

“Like, I see food and I eat it.” Seafood.

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