I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, wonky mugs, and crisps eaten on windy walks by the sea. If there’s music on, I’m probably doing a little kitchen dance while pretending I’m only looking for a spoon. I once gave names to three houseplants and now feel guilty when I forget to rotate them. I laugh at dreadful puns, get oddly competitive about board games, and can absolutely be bribed with cinnamon buns.
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- Your piece made the monthly top Vacation Ad Curse +100
- Your piece made the yearly top Vacation Ad Curse +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Vacation Ad Curse +10,000
- Your piece made the monthly top Bony Peace Treaty +100
- Your piece made the monthly top Fridge on the Run +100
- Your piece made the yearly top Bony Peace Treaty +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Bony Peace Treaty +10,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Spite Alarm +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Homework Dessert +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Pouch Potato +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Fridge on the Run +1,000
- Your piece made the yearly top Algebra Blues +1,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Spite Alarm +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Homework Dessert +10,000
- Your piece made the all-time top Pouch Potato +10,000