Magikitos Logo Magikitos
Your basket: 0,00 €

Missing Champions

Everyday Life Jokes to Listen To
Missing Champions

I tried to organize a hide-and-seek tournament, but good players are way hard to find.

Way hard to find good players. Now, skillful—like, you can’t find them.

Rate this joke

How many mushrooms does it deserve, 1 to 5?

T Yossri 78,980 I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, wonky mugs, and crisps eaten on windy walks by the sea. If there’s music on, I’m probably doing a little kitchen dance while pretending I’m only looking for a spoon. I once gave names to three houseplants and now feel guilty when I forget to rotate them. I laugh at dreadful puns, get oddly competitive about board games, and can absolutely be bribed with cinnamon buns.

One second: confirm you are a person

More jokes

Record a joke
0:00