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Shellfish Philanthropy

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Shellfish Philanthropy

Why don’t oysters donate to charity?

Because they’re shellfish!

Audio sent in by T @yossri I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, …
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