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Tinted Existential Crisis

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Tinted Existential Crisis

Okay, this one is really a killer. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring, and the doctor says I’m okay, but inside I feel like I have dyed a little.

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T Yossri 78,980 I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, wonky mugs, and crisps eaten on windy walks by the sea. If there’s music on, I’m probably doing a little kitchen dance while pretending I’m only looking for a spoon. I once gave names to three houseplants and now feel guilty when I forget to rotate them. I laugh at dreadful puns, get oddly competitive about board games, and can absolutely be bribed with cinnamon buns.

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