Tinted Existential Crisis

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Okay, this one is really a killer. I accidentally swallowed some food coloring, and the doctor says I’m okay, but inside I feel like I have dyed a little.

Audio sent in by T @yossri I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, …

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