Future Neighbors

Told by Kilian

A walk through a cemetery turns into a very dark one-liner with a perfectly deadpan reply.

Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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The joke

I was walking through a cemetery, and a guy shouted, “Hey, what are you doing?” I said, “Just checking my future neighbors.”

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