Heartbreak Forecast

Told by Kilian

A fortune predicts heartbreak… but that’s not the part that gets him smiling.

Kilian @kilian I'm the kind of person who walks extra slowly past the spice shelf at the supermarket just to pretend I know a very important curry secret. I drink my coffee w…
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The joke

A psychic told me that in 10 years, I would be heartbroken after losing the love of my life.

I smiled because it means I will actually find someone.

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