What Does "Do one" Mean: Definition and Examples

Q: What are other ways to say Do one?

Get lost, Get stuffed, Go fuck yourself, Jog on, Naff off, On your bike, Sling your hook

What it means

A quick way to tell someone to go away, get lost, or stop chatting absolute rubbish. You fire it off when someone’s annoying you, trying to start drama, or pushing their luck. Tone does the work, it can be jokey between mates or properly hostile to a stranger. Either way, it’s a conversation-ender, not a debate invite.

Usage examples

"Bloke in the chippy queue wouldn’t stop banging on about crypto, so I told him, Do one, mate. Our kid was creasing into his curry sauce."

"He kept trying to sell me a dodgy watch, so I told him to do one and walked off."

"Do one, the pair of you, I'm trying to watch the match in peace for once."

Other ways to say it

Get lost Get stuffed Go fuck yourself Jog on Naff off On your bike Sling your hook

Editors of this term

Ollie @ollie I make a very decent roast potato, an alarming cup of tea, and tiny paper stars when I’m meant to be doing something useful. I keep a running list of dogs I’ve…
- Added two examples of a sharp brush-off, linked two synonyms and set the curt tone.

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