Singlish is what happens when English, Malay, Mandarin, Tamil and Hokkien walk into a hawker centre and never leave. Every sentence ends with "lah", everything "can" or "cannot", and if something is good it is "shiok". The government tried to stamp it out. The people said no lah.
Moin
"Moin, how's it going?"
Steady lah
"She finished the whole presentation without notes and answered every question on the spot, wah steady lah this one, confirm plus chop getting promoted."
Achha
"Achha, so you are telling me you studied all night but somehow slept through the exam? Achha achha, very interesting story, let me just check your Netflix history real quick."
Yaar
"Yaar, I told you not to eat the canteen biryani on a Monday. Now look at you, holding your stomach like you swallowed a grenade, and the meeting starts soon."
Bakwaas
"Arre yaar, what bakwaas excuse is this? You were online the whole time, just say you did not want to come"