What it means
A sharp brush-off meaning no chance or sod off. It’s rude, but not proper swear-y, so it’s handy when someone’s pushing their luck and you’re trying to keep it vaguely PG. You’ll hear it in a row, down the pub, or muttered at a pushy caller. Say it sweetly and it’s pure poison.
Usage examples
"Manager pings at 9pm asking you to just jump on a quick call. Get stuffed, I’m in my pyjamas, mate. Ask someone else."
"He asked me to work yet another Sunday for free, so I told him to get stuffed."
"Get stuffed, you're not having the last slice after you ate the whole rest of the pizza."
Where it comes from
It is a polite-ish dodge, stuffed standing in for a far ruder word so you can tell someone where to go without quite saying it. The image is of being stuffed full and sent packing, and the very mildness is what lets you fling it across a room.
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