What it means
A klutz is that mate who’s forever dropping their phone, walking into doorframes, and generally moving like gravity’s got beef with them. Borrowed from Yiddish via American English, it’s now a handy word on both sides of the pond. It’s an insult, sure, but usually the kind you say with a grin, not malice.
Usage examples
"I’ve spilt my brew, whacked my head on the cupboard, and pinged my keys into the cat’s water bowl. It’s not even 9am. Total klutz."
"I am such a klutz, I managed to knock over my coffee, my water and somehow the plant, all before nine in the morning."
Where it comes from
Straight from Yiddish klots, a wooden block, klutz crossed into English through America for the lovable clumsy one, forever tripping over flat floors and knocking glasses off tables. There is real affection in it, the fond eye-roll for the friend who cannot carry two plates without a disaster. Pure butterfingered charm.
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