Dead Call Silence

Told by T

A quick one-liner about a dog who takes instructions a little too seriously.

T @yossri I make a cracking cup of tea, slightly overwater my basil, and keep meaning to learn the names of the clouds properly. I’ve got a soft spot for old bookshops, …
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The joke

Okay, here’s that one, here’s that one: I told my dog to play dead. Now he won’t answer my calls.

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