What it means
A classic swear word for when something’s rubbish, untrue, or just not working: that’s bollocks. It also covers cock-ups: I’ve made a right bollocks of it. On its own, it’s the perfect yelp when everything goes pear-shaped. Weirdly, it even flips to praise in the phrase the dog’s bollocks, meaning absolutely top-notch. Use it like punctuation when you’re properly fed up.
Usage examples
"Train’s cancelled again and my mate’s queued for the wrong platform. I’ve made a right bollocks of the whole morning, but his new jacket is the dog’s bollocks."
"The car broke down halfway up the M6 and the AI chatbot at the breakdown service told me to try restarting the engine. Bollocks, mate, my battery is wetter than a Manchester pavement in March."
"The new conservatory is the dog’s bollocks, three skylights, a wood-burner and a view of the canal, the in-laws insisted on coming round on Sunday already to see the curtains and pretend not to be impressed."
Where it comes from
Bollocks descends in a clear line from the Old English beallucas, the diminutive plural of beall, the same root that gives us ball. The word meant testicles plainly and without euphemism for centuries, appearing in medieval manuscripts and again in the King James Bible of sixteen hundred and eleven. Victorian prudery pushed it into rude territory, and by the nineteen-twenties the British soldiery had carried it into general slang as a curse for anything rubbish. The Sex Pistols album of nineteen seventy-seven sealed its modern cultural shape.
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