What it means
A drongo is a proper dopey person who’s stuffed it or made a basic mistake. It’s classic Aussie slang, supposedly nicked from a 1920s racehorse called Drongo that was a legendary no-hoper and barely ever won. Call someone a drongo and you’re saying they’ve had a shocker, not that they’re evil.
Usage examples
"Mate tried to pay at the servo with his library card, then blamed the EFTPOS. Absolute drongo, we were standing there like stunned mullets."
"Some drongo on the Pacific Highway forgot his caravan brake was on and we crawled behind smoke for twenty kilometres before he twigged."
"My brother dropped his phone in the surf at Bondi, then went back in to find it without a wetsuit. Absolute drongo, mum still brings it up at Christmas."
Where it comes from
Drongo really did come from a racehorse. The original Drongo ran in Australia between 1923 and 1925 and famously never won a race, despite plenty of close finishes. The name was already there, taken from a small black bird, but the horse made it stick. By the forties Aussies were calling any hopeless case a drongo, and the word kept its bite without ever turning truly nasty.
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