Grand
"How was the interview? Grand, yeah. I only forgot my CV and called the boss mam, but sure it'll be grand by Monday."
Gas
"Yer man tried to hop the kerb outside SuperValu, stalled it twice, and the whole queue was in stitches. Absolute gas, the craic was mighty."
Eejit
"I legged it to the shop and realised I’d left my wallet on the table. Ma goes, You eejit, so you did, come back here."
Sound
"Any chance you’d give us a lift into town later? Yeah, sound, no hassle. I’ll throw you a few quid for petrol, cheers."
Craic
"What’s the craic tonight? Liam’s bringing the tunes and Aoife’s pure gas, so the pub’ll be mighty, sure we’ll have a grand time."
The craic
"Went down to the local for a few pints, and the craic was ninety, lads singing, everyone in great form, pure buzz."
Culchie
"Jaysus, your man's a proper culchie, drove into town on a tractor and parked outside Supermac's like it was the most natural thing"
Deadly
"That film was deadly, proper craic from start to finish. We’ll grab a takeaway and go again tomorrow if the cinema’s not packed."
Taking the piss
"They want forty quid for two drinks and a packet of crisps, in a sticky pub with no music. Nah mate, they’re taking the piss, I’m off."
Acting the maggot
"Ah would ya stop acting the maggot in the shop, you’ll have the whole place looking at us. Grab the milk and let’s go."
Banjaxed
"The van conked out on the N7 and now the whole delivery’s banjaxed, plus my phone’s dead, so ring Seán if you need me."
Cop on
"You’re about to DM your ex at 3am? Would ya ever cop on, ya eejit. Put the phone down and stop making a show of yourself."
Fierce
"The queue at the post office was fierce long today, I aged three years standing there. The woman in front brought a camping chair and was the smartest of us."
Gaff
"The parents are gone to Kerry for the weekend so it is a free gaff situation. Already got six messages asking what time people can come over."
Savage
"That match was savage, lads. We were roaring in the pub, then the manager bought a round and the whole place erupted."
Shift
"Did you shift anyone at the disco last night? I shifted yer man in the GAA jersey behind the smoking area. I was only a small bit locked."
Slagging
"I walked into the pub and the lads started slagging me about the tan lines from Lanzarote. I just laughed and bought the next round."
Thick
"Mammy was thick with me when she came home and saw the gaff destroyed, bottles everywhere, and the sink stacked to the ceiling after the party."
Wagon
"She spent the whole gig giving out about the rain and the queues. Everyone was wrecked, and she was still roaring. What a wagon altogether."
Gobshite
"Did you hear yer man in the meeting claiming he invented WiFi in Donegal? Absolute gobshite. The lads nodded and I nearly choked on me tea."
Chancer
"Young fella strolled in his first week and asked the CEO for a raise, no bother. Absolute chancer, and the mad thing is yer man got it."
Happy days
"The gaff got the internet back, the pints were cheap, and the taxi showed in two minutes. Happy days, so it is, we’re flying."
Dead on
"Met the new neighbour and he’s dead on, lent me a hand with the sofa and wouldn’t take a tenner. Fair play to him."
Youse
"Are youse lot coming down the pub or what? Last orders is at eleven and I'm not waiting about."
On the lash
"Are we on the lash Friday? We’ll meet for one in town, and next thing it’s 3am at the chipper with a kebab and a raging hangover incoming."
Lash
"We lashed into the chipper after the pub, sauce everywhere."
Chronic
"The buses were chronic this morning, like. Waited half an hour, then three turned up together. I could’ve walked it and still had time for a tea."
Raging
"I was raging when the bus sailed on, but later in the pub the craic was raging, pints flowing, DJ blaring, everyone skitting."
Fly
"He blagged a free room upgrade, swiped the mini shampoos, then pulled the innocent face at reception. Proper fly, that lad. I paid like a mug."
Head case
"Yer man just swan-dived off the pier in January, roaring laughing. Absolute head case, like. We’re freezing and he’s saying it’s grand."
Scran
"I’m absolutely hanging, la. Let’s grab some scran before the match, even if it’s just a cheesy chips from the chippy."