Knackered
"Did a double at the café, then squeezed onto the Night Tube. Got home, kicked my shoes off, and I’m knackered, mate."
Gobsmacked
"I opened the payslip and nearly dropped my brew, they'd actually given me a bonus. I just stood there, proper gobsmacked, like a stunned muppet."
Kip
"I’m gonna have a kip on the sofa, yeah. Wake me at eight or I’ll miss pre-drinks and end up rocking yesterday’s jeans again."
Bloke
"Some bloke on the bus offered Nan his seat, then just nodded and went back to his paper. Proper decent, no fuss."
Cheeky
"We clocked off early, so Dave suggested a cheeky Nando's, then a cheeky pint. Somehow we ended up in the kebab shop at midnight."
Chinwag
"I bumped into Dan outside Tesco and what was meant to be a quick hello turned into a full chinwag and a brew in the café."
Dodgy
"Nah, I’m not eating that kebab, looks dodgy and the bloke’s using yesterday’s sauce. Let’s grab a proper chicken shop up the road, yeah."
Gutted
"Was buzzing for the away day, then the coach broke down. Whole lot of us were proper gutted, ended up in a greasy spoon in Reading."
Lad
"Our Kev’s a proper lad, already buzzing for Saturday, couple of pints in town then back to his for the afters, no drama."
Minging
"That chip shop by the station was pure minging, grease everywhere, stank o fish, and the lad behind the counter looked like he'd slept in it."
Proper
"It’s proper brass monkeys out, but I’ve gotta nip to t’ shop for milk. If I don’t get a brew, I’ll be proper mardy."
Barmy
"You’re hiking up Ben Nevis in flip-flops in February? You’re barmy, mate, get some proper boots before your toes fall off."
Daft
"Our Kev tried barbecuing in t’rain. I said, Ay up, tha’s daft as owt. Now we’ve got soggy coals and half-raw sausages."
Muppet
"Got all the way to the gig, queued up, then Dan pats his pockets and realises he brought his TV remote instead of his wallet. Absolute muppet."
Cushty
"Got the mate’s rates, the bus actually turned up, and the bouncer let us in. Cushty, bruv, now let’s hit the gig and grab a kebab."
Innit
"It’s freezing but man still wants a night out, innit. Grab your coat, link me at the station, and don’t start moving mad on the train"
Blimey
"Blimey, eight quid for a pint and they’ve got the cheek to call it craft. Come on then, let’s sack this off and find a proper boozer"
Bollocks
"Train’s cancelled again and my mate’s queued for the wrong platform. I’ve made a right bollocks of the whole morning, but his new jacket is the dog’s bollocks."
Bugger
"Bugger, I’ve left me wallet at home. You daft bugger, you’re getting the next round, alright? Stop faffing and get us a pint."
Brolly
"Chuck a brolly in your tote, mate, it’s spitting again and the bus stop’s a wind tunnel. I’m not getting drenched for a ten-minute ride."
Chuffed
"She was absolutely chuffed with the surprise party, kept saying she had no idea, hand over her mouth the whole time."
Faff
"We were meant to leave at eight, but you were faffing with your hair and the satnav, now we've missed the train again, mate."
Loo
"Oi, where’s the loo? If I do another lap of this pub I’m gonna explode. Down the corridor, second door left, ta."
Quid
"I only popped in for a cuppa and somehow spent thirty quid on pastries. This place is daylight robbery, let’s nip to the Tesco instead."
Sorted
"You got the tickets and the Uber? Yeah, all sorted, mate. Pre-drinks in the fridge, charger in my pocket, we’re off."
Nice one
"I’ve bagged us tickets for the match, mate. Nice one, you absolute legend. Turns out they’re restricted view though, we’re behind a pillar. NICE ONE, cheers, brilliant"
Ta
"At the chippy the lad hands over the chips, I go ta, mate. He throws in a cheeky handful of scraps, so I’m ta-ing again."
Hiya
"Hiya, you alright? Saw you in the chippy earlier but the queue was chaos. You still grafting loads, or fancy a quick brew?"
Cheerio
"Right then, I’m nipping to the corner shop, cheerio. If you bump into Dave, remind him he owes me a tenner and some crisps."
Cuppa
"You’ve had a right mare at work. Get your coat off, I’ll stick the kettle on and we’ll sort it with a cuppa and a biscuit."
Brew
"Stick the kettle on, I’m gasping for a brew. Had to listen to Gaz chatting waffle all shift. Make it strong, two sugars, cheers."
Butty
"Grab us a chip butty from the chippy, extra salt and vinegar, and a cuppa. I'm hanging, and the match kicks off in ten."
Grub
"We’ve been on the road all day, I’m starving. Let’s grab some grub from the chippy and call it dinner, yeah?"
Naff
"He rocked up to the work do in a shiny waistcoat and pointy shoes. Everyone smiled, then muttered under their breath, proper naff, mate."
Pants
"How was that new sequel then? Proper pants, mate, they binned all the good bits. I’m gutted, had the snacks ready and everything."
Rubbish
"These trainers lasted a week before the sole fell off. Absolute rubbish. I'm taking them back to Sports Direct and kicking off at the till."
Skint
"I'd love a pint but I've just paid rent and my Oyster's eating fumes, I'm skint till payday, so it's a night in with toast."
Skive
"Where’s Tom gone now? Skiving off again, mate. Said he was nipping to the loo and came back forty minutes later with a meal deal and zero shame."
Leg it
"Oi, the 38's already pulling off and I've left my Oyster on the table, grab your coat and leg it before it goes."
Nick
"Someone’s nicked my bike outside the offie and I’m fuming. My mate goes, You did lock it, yeah? I go, Nah."
Fancy
"Do you fancy a walk? In this weather? Nah mate, I don’t fancy catching my death. Stick the kettle on, I’ll have a brew and a biccy."
Cracking
"Went to Whitby for fish and chips, got dive-bombed by a cheeky seagull, but it was still a cracking day, proper reet."
Brill
"Booked a last-minute coach to Blackpool, and the B&B’s doing a full English. Brill, I’m chucking flip-flops and a multipack of crisps in now."
Smashing
"Sorted the dodgy boiler off a YouTube tutorial, mate. Smashing. Put the kettle on, made a brew, and strutted round like I’m the heating engineer."
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"Wicked I've seen used up north primarily and it is a word used for emphasis like you would use very or really. For example, I'm wicked tired. Can you hurry up?"
Wicked
"You coming Friday? The new place in Soho is wicked, decent tunes, cheap-ish pints, and the bouncer actually let us in for once."
Bob's your uncle
"Stick the shelves up, two screws each, bit of filler, quick coat of paint and Bob's your uncle, the hallway looks proper sorted."
Tickety-boo
"Boss asked if the rollout’s ready, so I went, tickety-boo. Meanwhile Dave’s drowned the laptop with his cuppa and we’ve nicked Wi‑Fi from next-door kebab shop."
Hunky-dory
"How’s the flatshare? Proper hunky-dory now. Dave’s stopped microwaving fish, the boiler’s behaving, and the biscuit tin keeps refilling like magic."
Banter
"The lads gave him pure banter about his haircut all night, but he gave as good as he got and we were crying laughing."
Taking the piss
"They want forty quid for two drinks and a packet of crisps, in a sticky pub with no music. Nah mate, they’re taking the piss, I’m off."
Banger
"That new track dropped at midnight and it is an absolute banger. DJ is playing it three times in a row and nobody is complaining"
Manky
"Nah mate, don't touch that bench, it's well manky and some bloke's spilled kebab sauce on it. Let's stand over there by the shop."
Shambles
"How was the office move? Absolute shambles, mate. Dave labelled the boxes wrong, HR vanished, and someone nicked the kettle. We’re making tea with hot tap water."
Cock-up
"Who ordered five hundred napkins instead of fifty? Yeah, that was my cock-up. Now the office looks like a wedding venue in Wetherspoons."
CBA
"Mate, cba with the pub quiz tonight, the rain is sideways and my sofa is winning the argument by a mile."
Not arsed
"You coming to Kev’s motivational fun run at 7am? Not arsed, mate. I’m staying in, ordering a curry, and watching the rain kick off outside."
Not my cup of tea
"You heading to the rave later? Nah, mate, not my cup of tea. I’ll be down the local with crisps, quietly judging your life choices."
Crack on
"We’ve been outside Tesco for ages chatting. Crack on, grab a meal deal, then go over and ask them for their Insta."
Get in!
"Opened my old puffer and there’s a tenner in the pocket. Get in! Straight down the offie, mate, drinks on me tonight."
Result!
"Boiler was doing that horror-film rattle, engineer says it’s a loose valve, forty quid. I’m grinning like an idiot. Result, we’re off for a cheeky Nando’s."
Happy days
"The gaff got the internet back, the pints were cheap, and the taxi showed in two minutes. Happy days, so it is, we’re flying."